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Saturday, February 4th, 2012

The Asscheek Catch?

SIMMONS…alright, let me get geeky with ESPN’s Bill Simmons…Best. Mailbag. Ever…it’s currently up on Grantland and rates multiple reads; the Demi Moore comment was superb, but it was followed by what may be the greatest Mailbag input of all time, the Rick Fox inscribed photo story…(oh, man, I can’t stop looking at the Fox photo)…and [...]

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

U S Attorney General to Lance Armstrong; Uh, Never Mind!

LANCE ARMSTRONG…the U S Attorney’s Office did the dishonourable thing by announcing, late on the Friday preceding the Superbowl, that they are ending their two year investigation into doping allegations made against Lance Armstrong.
What a punk ass way to slither away.
If there isn’t evidence against Lance, and you need to withdraw your case, fine, but [...]

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

We Are Going To Miss Angelo Dundee

The passing of trainer Angelo Dundee constitutes a moment of great sadness for fight fans.
I wasn’t entirely happy with the media coverage of Dundee’s death. The man was responsible, on five occasions, for reshaping the history of the sport;
1) June 18th, 1963, Muhammad Ali, then Cassius Clay, travels to London, England to fight veteran Henry [...]

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Fight Fans Climb Back On “Money” Bandwagon with News of Huge May 5th Cotto Showdown

GRID IRON…by all accounts Stanford’s Andrew Luck is ready to play in the NFL immediately. The future Indianapolis Colt hardly needs a multi-millionaire mentor, and that’s why Peyton Manning has a much better chance of being a Dolphin or a Cardinal than a Colt in 2012…
…the Superbowl has never gone into overtime…
…the 55 point over/under [...]

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Let The Great World Spin

THE ICE…if you want to know who jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight, uh, that’d be me…with a few minutes to go, and the Buds coasting on a two goal lead, I responded to a friend who is vacationing in the Dominican who asked how the game went tonight. Leafs won, I replied…d’oh! (Pittsburgh [...]

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Meridian Exclusive; The Year 2012 Will Be Bowie’s Last

BOWIE…the current Rolling Stone magazine features a long, luxurious piece on the pop god. I noticed a couple of intriguing points, namely 1) the 2004 incident is no longer referred to as a minor heart attack, it is now correctly identified as a massive heart attack and 2) the 2007 cancellation of his world tour [...]

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

I Went To See Prince With Ginner

PRINCE, THE ACC…Look mate, a frantic Ginner yelled, I need to know what the fuck I’m doing here. I don’t get it, he’s so incredibly small, and he won’t look at us. And the music is bloody awful…
I put my hand on Ginner’s shoulder, in a firm, manly fashion and said, to a rising wave [...]

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

…the biggest kick I ever got…was doing a thing called the crocodile rock…

This may be peevish, or churlish (no, I don’t know what churlish means, but Bono always uses it to shut people up) but I was a tad pissed at Lance Armstrong last week. The seven time winner of the Tour de France, and cancer survivor, was in Toronto to promote a new line of Livestrong [...]

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

Tony Montana Last Man To Swim From Cuba To Key West - With Lit Cigar The Whole Damn Way

The last moments of marathon swimmer Diana Nyad’s attempt to traverse the 103 mile distance between Cuba and Key West were heartbreaking. This is clearly a woman possessed of immense determination and fortitude, and her heart was set on completing the epic journey. As her right shoulder gave out, as her asthma assaulted her breathing, [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Pure Evel

Leigh Montville’s new biography of Evel Knievel received a good review on the S I site and that was enough to send me to the library for a copy.
Montville is a talented writer and he’s clearly having the time of his life chronicling the adventures of the American daredevil. The ghost of Evel is toothless, [...]