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Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

The New Rail; Fifteen Years of Hard Work leads To Overnight Success

I pushed past a couple of construction workers, inhaled a mound of dust, and then sat at the brand new bar. The Rails and Ales had moved and if the opening date appeared to be in need of a one or two day reprieve, it sure wasn’t going to bother me.
Len approached.
We’re really not open [...]

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Yes I’ve Been Black But When I Get Back You’ll Know, Know, Know

PONIES…Canadian Champ Biofuel (2010 Horse of the Year) had looked decidedly lethargic while suffering defeats in her only two starts this season. Her connections have done the right thing by announcing her retirement. The irascible runner, a local favourite, has clearly lost the bloodlust for victory and a pale imitation of the filly satisfies no [...]

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Wretched Lantern

GRID IRON…one of the quick ways to evaluate the NFL contract talks is to use traditional benchmarks of revenue distribution. In “Net Worth”, the brilliant study of the NHL labour wars, it was noted that the athlete cut of income in professional sport almost always gravitates to 57%. That’s the number that seems fair. When [...]

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Melting in The Big Smoke

PONIES…Woodbine cancelled racing this afternoon due to “extreme heat”. That’s a Big Smoke first but the city is just that hot…
…the Canadian Triple Crown has completed two jewels and both races were outstanding. Inglorious, currently awaiting an Aug 20th engagement at Saratoga in the hugely important Alabama Stakes, has had her Queens Plate speed figure [...]

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

A Long, Hot Summer…

This summer is driving me crazy, for reasons other than the oppressive, overarching heat;
THE BLOOR…the staple of my movie going life has been sold and is currently undergoing a massive renovation. Yes, that’s what people wanted, all the seats torn out and the character of the grand dame scrubbed clean. Sickening. The new owners are targeting [...]

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Putting The Boots To Harry

While cleaning out a closet - no, not a metaphor, I was cleaning out a closet, a real one - I was confronted by the final two tomes in the Harry Potter series. The first five had been digested before I decided enough was enough, condemning the two concluding volumes to a life co-exisitng with [...]

Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

It’s Fight Night! Boxing Purists Hope Rusty Haye Can Find a Way

On Dec 5th, 1998, Wladimir Klitschko was stopped by 24-13 (win-loss) tub of goo Ross Purity. He never avenged the loss. Subsequently, the Ukrainian wunderkind was decimated by both Corrie Sanders, in March of 2003, and Lamont Brewster, in April of 2004.
Excuse me if I choke on the laudatory comments heaped on the timid heavyweight [...]

Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

Toronto’s Two Clowns Blow Holiday Weekend

It’s not a nice time to be thoughtful in The Big Smoke.
Two of our purported leaders have botched affairs with radically stupid actions.
Mayor Rob Ford declines to attend Toronto’s biggest parade, Sundays Pride event, while Brian Burke, the Leaf GM, is noticeably absent while his underlings pitch Brad Richards, a player the team desperately needed.
Is [...]

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

West Coast Rioters Avoid Damaging Trees, Dandelions and the Disenfranchised

GRANTLAND…can I be the first to start a nasty whisper concerning Bill Simmons much hyped new website? One about thin skinned, territorial writers?  One concerning the best writer in sports building a team of writers he, consciously or subconsciously, knew were not able to even come close to his talents? Hmmm, the only thing that [...]

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Dos Santos Might Bring Two Worlds Together

PUG LIFE…Antonio Margarito has agreed to a Dec 3rd date with Miguel Cotto. The pairs notorious first fight saw the Mexican pull a huge upset, albeit one most people believe was achieved with “loaded” gloves. Before Margarito’s 2010 fight with Manny Pacquiao he was caught attempting to create a “high” in his system by ingesting [...]