Entries from May 2010

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Steve Kroft, “You Broke My Heart”; Sixty Minutes Deserves the Fredo Treatment

In light of “Sixty Minutes” devoting an entire hour to gormless John Gotti Jr last night, it was intriguing to reflect on a story told years back by the late George Plimpton. Attending a fight card in New York in the late sixties, Plimpton noted the arrival of an infamous mobster. Resplendent in his thousand [...]

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Love’s Invigorating Comeback, Downey’s Push for the Summit

I never wanted to be, the person you see
I’m so sorry I’m weak, and turned into a freak…
                                      -Courtney Love on “Dear God” 
Sometimes it’s just nice to catch up with old friends. I’m mopping up blood from my ears and nose after, as requested, playing Hole’s new album “Nobody’s Daughter” at the loudest possible volumes [...]

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Hit From Behind, Twice; Oh To Be Poor In The City

ICE…Chicago defenseman Duncan Keith claims he feels lucky to have lost only seven teeth after taking a Patrick Marleau shot to the mouth in last Sundays game. The finalist for the Norris trophy feels he might have missed games in the final if his nose had been broken or if he had been concussed. Seven teeth? [...]

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

Ice Cream, Cake and Goblins; Happy Birthday, Stevie Nicks

There are only a handful of songs that have impacted me so forcefully as to freeze their unveiling in my memory forever. The moment congeals, and I can wander through the place, the time and recapture that chill that charges your core upon hearing something you simply adore. Bob Marley moaning “No Woman No Cry” [...]

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

Bono Ruins Suprise

People travel across the globe to catch a U2 show, so the announcement of the postponement of their 2010 North American tour is hitting fans hard. Travel plans have been made, hotels booked, tickets bought.
But no one on this stinking festering planet is as pissed as I am this morning.
Bono has ruined Hat Heads going [...]

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

The Meridian Hits 47-0; Dark Cloud Dancer An Emerging Star

Let me relay a quick story. I have an acquaintance who, through the course of ten years and dozens of bets, has never won a wager from me. It is beyond the pale but somewhat understandable when you grasp the lack of thought and perception that accompanies his selections. I’d decided to back off betting [...]

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Check Out the Best Ad Ever

Ginner just sent me what may be the most intense ad I’ve ever seen. Magnificent, check it out below. Ginner’s probably out on the Danforth overturning cars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OuJZGDCHE
ICE…the game that was easily the most highly anticipated contest in Canada since the Olympic final turned out to be a spectacular dud. It was hard to see even [...]

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

Malkin Must Find His MOJO If Penguins To Advance

ICE…Vegas just shows no love for the Cinderella Habs; Pittsburgh are solid -260 favourites in tonight’s Game Seven showdown with Montreal…last year Evengi Malkin averaged a point and a half per playoff start, racking up 36 points in 24 games as the Penguins took the Cup. Malkin has one goal and three assists thus far [...]

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Where’s The Damn Car?

We all want to be the nice guy. The Pal.
So, McClin gets approached by one of the artists he works with and is asked for a favour.
Yo, Sunny, pipes up, can I borrow your car for a few days?
McClin, needing the vehicle for things like work, politely demurs.
Yo, Sunny pipes up, can you use your [...]

Monday, May 10th, 2010

The People of Kentucky are Friendly, Fun and Bat Shit Crazy

She tottered through the soft Kentucky rain, resplendent in an Isaac Mizrahi Lemon Drop skirt and Manolo Blahnik Cherry shoes. This blonde scion of the Southern establishment was seeking refuge behind the paddock of Churchill Downs, her glassy eyes and slurred speech a testament to a night of Derby fever. As this picture of grace [...]