Entries from March 2010

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Can You Smell What Matt’s Cooke-ing? Pest Skates Free While Fans, Players Fume

ICE…Jimmy Howard will make his fourteenth straight start in net tonight for the Detroit Red Wings. The Chris Osgood era in Motor City appears to be over…Boston Bruin Marc Savard is currently unable to get out of bed or carry on a lengthy conversation. Pittsburgh Penguin Matt Cooke, perpetrator of the vicious hit that rendered [...]

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Clottey Promises To Bust Open Pacquiao’s Giant Head “To Get All the Candy”

GRID IRON…LaDainian Tomlinson is expected to work out for the Minnesota Vikings this week. The Vikes lost Chester Taylor to the Chicago Bears and have an opening for a third down back. The days of Tomlinson being anything other than a role player are over…ex New York Jet back Thomas Jones, treated shabbily by his [...]

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Iverson Revealed As Just a Regular Guy; Drunk, Divorced and Broke

ICE…Nik Antropov is on fire in Atlanta, notching 3 goals and 9 assists in his last eight games. The absence of Ilya Kovalchuk, strangely, seems to have fired up big Nick and his two reconstructed knees…the Anaheim Ducks, running out of time, have moved Bobby Ryan back to the top line with Ryan Getzlaf and [...]

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Is Joshua Clottey Fighting Pacquiao or H.R. Pufnstuf?

OSCARS…I’m a big fan of a trio of Kathryn Bigelow’s earlier works, Near Dark, Blue Steel and Point Break, so I was thrilled to see her win Best Director. Watching her “Hurt Locker” upset “Avatar” in the Best Picture category was a moment of genuine excitement and surprise, the type we rarely get on Oscar [...]

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

He’s No Creep; Radiohead Value Play in Derby Pool

ICE…Ilya Bryzgalov recorded his seventh shutout of the season last night against the Anaheim Ducks. The loss is a costly one for Anaheim, a team in desperate need of a winning streak in order to qualify for the post season….Jonas Gustavsson has three wins in his last fourteen games. He was solid last night against [...]

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

We Speak of Rope Burns and Candle Wax…

GRID IRON…the Chicago Bears have reunited tight end Brandon Manumaleuna with Mike Martz. The 6-2, 295 lb tight end is the perfect fit for the Martz system as his ability to block and use that big body will free wide-outs and backs to flood passing lanes. No mistake, the heat is going to be on Jay Cutler this year; [...]

Friday, March 5th, 2010

A Homeless Hitman? And Will Foxy Knoxy Ever Feel Those Good Vibrations Again?

GRID IRON…interesting piece in the S N ruminates on the high quality running backs currently available; Thomas Jones and Chester Taylor are “good pickups”, but LaDainian Tomlinson and Brian Westbrook are “buyer beware”…Westbrook, in particular, requires a cautious approach. The S N views him in “serious decline” with the concussion problems an additional red flag…the [...]

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

This Is An Earful; Iron Mike On Verge Of Comeback

I can’t believe it/I must be dreaming…This is a freakshow.
                                                               - The Cure
PUG LIFE…the website Ringside Report is claiming extensive planning has begun on Mike Tyson’s return to the ring. The venture will be guided by Don King and envisions, before the end of this year, a third Tyson - Holyfield fight. Iron Mike lost [...]

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Will Producer Cost Kathryn Bigelow Her Deserved Rewards?

ICE…is the Philadelphia goaltending crisis going to exist in perpetuity? The franchise has been punished for their latest silly move, the signing of Ray Emery, with the news the former Senator will be out for the remainder of the season. The Flyers could end their woes with one bold move today; the acquisition of Tomas [...]

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Holyfield Granted Boxing License Despite Persistent Belief He Is Amelia Earhart

ICE…mind blowing ratings have been recorded in Canada for the Olympic final. Over 80% of Canadians watched at least a portion of the game, with the final rating tallying 16.6 million delighted souls. As a country, we really made the most of it, with seemingly everyone making some effort to make the day special. I [...]