Entries from February 2010

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I Thought I’d Leave It, But Never Could; The Air is Different, In Hollywood

The premise of Ian Halperin’s book “Brangelina” is that Hollywood uses every means possible to create an image that the public will embrace. To sell tickets and move product, a star must be placed in a well-defined box with the proper attitudes and accessories.
Halperin uses the lovely Angelina Jolie as a template to demonstrate the processes [...]

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Granted, This One Concludes With An Uncouth Rant

ICE…Canadian goalie Roberto Luongo threw down the gauntlet with an emphatic shutout of Norway last night. Though not burdened with excessive demands on his puck stopping skills, Luongo gave off an electric appearance. Tomorrow’s Canada - Switzerland game is must-see TV as living legend Martin Brodeur responds with his first start of the tournament. Brodeurs [...]

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Explaining The Magic of Daytona (glug, glug)

I had never watched Moguls before. In fact, I had never even heard of the sport, but I was sure excited as I discovered my new-found passion for dudes careening down way bumpy hills with rock music blaring and a couple of ramps as gut wrenching obstacles. It really was fun, and the broadcast ever [...]

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Tarantino and Dale Jr Prove These Are The Good Old Days

RANDOM…going through this months Vanity Fair I was sandbagged by the title of Steven Spielberg’s new film, “The Adventures of Tintin; The Secret of the Unicorn”. LOL! I’m already vomiting! This could be the nonsensical, inch-deep director’s dumbest piece of crap ever. I pissed off allot of people with my reviews of Crapatar, despite not [...]

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Devon Loch and Jock Reunited; Dick Francis Passes

I don’t think there is an Irishman alive that hasn’t read at least one Dick Francis novel. We were saddened to hear of his passing and I’d add I’ve probably read over twenty of his books. No more Francis mysteries? I shudder at the thought…Francis is still known as the jockey of Devon Loch, the [...]

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Ruminations Soak Like a Besotted Liver on a Lazy Saturday Afternoon

RANDOM…Martin Scorcese is apparently after Scarlett Johansson to play Marilyn Monroe in his much anticipated work on the life of Frank Sinatra. Inspired choice…huh? Comedian Sinbad has gone broke? People not laughing at the,” Men be all acting like a zombie at the mall” material anymore?…John Mayer is a genuine piece of filth. His line [...]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

I Wish That I Had Jess’s Girl; Rachel Gets Her Chance To Vanquish Zenyatta

What a bloody joke. The IBF has stripped Celestino Caballero of his title and ordered a fight between Ndlovu Takalan and Steve Molitor for the vacant crown. In November 2008 Caballero soundly whipped Sarnia’s Molitor. There was zero interest in a fight between Caballero and No 1 contender (another joke) Takalan, so the IBF decided [...]

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today…That Buster Douglas Taught Don King To Pray…

Today is the twentieth anniversary of the greatest upset in sports history, Buster Douglas’s knockout of the previously unbeaten Mike Tyson. It’s irrelevant to quote odds or the like, suffice to say even the most hard core adherents of pugilism could find no reason to think Iron Mike wouldn’t dispatch of the underwhelming Douglas. It [...]

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

The Most Important Player in the Upcoming Olympic Hockey Tournament Isn’t a Canuck

GRID IRON…the 2009 NFL season was my least favourite in recent memory. The dearth of competent defence’s made each game a raucous cornucopia of discord and inconsistency. The plunge of the NFL into CFL-like erraticism will hopefully be arrested during the 2010 season. There is cause for hope. Potentially superb D’s are being assembled in [...]

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Okay, Everybody In Canada, Start Tossing Little Compliments In Martin Brodeurs Direction…

GRID IRON… the odds are already out for the 2011 Superbowl. Indy is favoured at 6.5 to 1 with New Orleans next in line at 7-1.  Dallas is 7.5 to 1 with San Diego and New England at 8.5 to 1. I’m close to viewing Minnesota as a “cursed” franchise, so am not tempted by [...]