Saturday, February 20th, 2010...10:08 pm
Can You Guess The One Category Where Britney Tops Ga Ga? Can Ya?
RAIL…out celebrating a birthday last night (Happy B-Day, homegirl!), there was one topic that dominated conversation. Haiti? The Olympics? Nope and nope. It was the photo of Lady Ga Ga’s vagina posted on the What Would Taylor Durden Do site. Taken at the Brit awards earlier this week, Ga Ga has a wardrobe malfunction which reveals said body part. It is..ummm..a very ugly vagina. A very ugly vagina…celebrity vagina watching has become a modern phenomenon. For me, my girl Britney revealed the most stylish and alluring naughty bit. And, yes, I feel very strange now that I’ve written on this topic…
ICE…nice; after Jonas Hiller slammed the door shut on Canada he turned into a sieve today, allowing four goals to a team that had scored twice in their previous two starts. Switzerland escaped with a 5-4 overtime win against Norway…Jaromir Jagr has indicated his interest in returning to the NHL next year. The Czech Republic star has two goals and an assist thus far and looks to have gas left in the tank… Peter Forsberg, on the other hand, is finished as an NHL player…Toronto Maple Leaf goalie Jonas Gustavsson played last night for Sweden and earned only so-so reviews. While stopping 17 of 19 shots, The Monster did give Belarus hope when surrendering goals on back-to-back shots…
GRID IRON…buzz has the Tampa Bay Buccaneers moving their pick, third overall, and QB Josh Johnson to St Louis for the top pick in the draft. The Bucs crave tackle Ndamukong Suh and would use the Rams pick to pick up a player that could be a cornerstone of their line for a decade. Excellent move for the Bucs…the price for Michael Vick, currently a Philadelphia Eagle, is purportedly a fourth round pick. Expect the Rams to pay the price…and, yes, that will be two stupid moves by the wretched St Louis franchise…Pacman Jones had a tryout with the Cincinnati Bengal’s last week. He showed up overweight and with attitude. No dice, even for the Bengals. S I is reporting Jones career is likely over…
PUG LIFE…Bernard Hopkins is -450, Roy Jones Jr +360, for their April 17th fight. Jones diehards must be delighted at the generous odds…Floyd Mayweather is -280, Shane Mosley + 230 for their May 1st scrap. Fell free to unload on “Money”…
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February 21st, 2010 at 3:03 pm
How to make a Lady Ga-Ga doll: Buy one Barbie. Cut Barbie’s dress to match Lady Ga-Ga’s revealing outfit. Super-glue a worm to Barbie’s hermaphroditic genital area. Hey presto your very own Lady Ga-Ga doll!