Entries from January 2009

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Raycroft a Starting Goalie; Jesus Christ’s Return Imminent

The Colorado Avalanche have promoted ex Leaf Andrew Raycroft into their starting goaltending role. I can’t believe what I just wrote. Andrew Raycroft is now the starting goalie for the Avalanche. The netminder, pilloried in Toronto for inexcusably inept performances, is a booming 8-1 in his nine starts this season. Y’know, just for once I’m [...]

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

The King Is Gone But Not Forgotten

Yes, sir, I did enjoy a peanut butter, banana & bacon grilled sandwich today, in memory of Elvis’s birthday. Damn thing was delicious. Now, a few too many of those gorgeous concoctions and one could suffer a most unfortunate accident while sitting on the..aw, hell, let’s not go there today…David Shoalts, in today’s Globe & Mail, reports that Brad [...]

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Pinstripes Electric Performance Zaps Colts

I’m just at a total loss to explain media response to the Indianapolis Colt’s 23-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers Saturday. Paragraphs have been squandered highlighting the inefficacy of the OT system which, in this instance, prevented Peyton Manning and the Colt offense from touching the ball in the extra period.  Not the real issue, friends. In [...]

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

Wobbly Warner Gloves Up For Wild Card

Three years on and I’m still waiting for the NFL to produce evidence showing Ben Roethlisberger actually made it into the end zone during the Steelers 21-10 Superbowl win against the Seattle Seahawks. Hey, have we ever figured out what went down in that game? The officiating was downright outlandish, leaving many gamblers to proclaim [...]